Blogmas Day 10 – Christmas Jokes!!

What is Christmas without the usual corny old jokes that we pull out of crackers? Yes they are pretty dull and repetitive but they still get a few giggles going round. Not just from crackers but there are actually a large range of corny Christmas jokes I doubt you’ve heard them all so I’ve picked 10 of my favourites to share with you guys in this post, hopefully I don’t completely put you off from reading my blog during blogmas I promise it gets better! haha! Jokes aside, I know there will be a few smirks whilst reading this so don’t be kidding me and let me know if I made you laugh!

Q. What do you sing at a snowman’s birthday?

A. Freeze a jolly good fellow!

Q. What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?

A. A Christmas quacker!!

Q. What do snowmen wear on their head?

A. Ice caps!

Q. What is the difference between snowmen and snowladies?

A. SNOWBALLS!

Q. What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?

A. Tinsleitis!!

Q. How do snowmen get around?

A. They ride an icicle!

Q. Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?

A. A mince spy!

Q. What happened when Santa got stuck up the chimney?

A. He became CLAUStrophobic!

Q. What does jack frost love the most about school?

A. Snow and tell!

Q. What do elves do after school?

A. Their gnome work!

I hope I made someone laugh… To be honest I did giggle a little at a few of them, please tell me it’s not just me!

Let me know in the comments what your favourite joke is from this selection or one of your favourite Christmas jokes!

Watch out for tomorrow’s blogmas post!

Desire4Beauty

 

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